Brrrrrrrrreow!
My given name is Minnie (cute right?), but these people I live with gave me an embarrassing full name of Minerva Winifred Grendel Matlack. To be honest, they are ridiculous. Anyway, I am an energetic 5-month-old kitten that enjoys sleeping and terrorizing my people any way possible. For instance, last night I chewed through Joyce's head phones in four different locations. In my spare time, I enjoy decorating their apartment (mostly with my own waste products), and I'm pretty sure they appreciate it, since they always give me so much attention after I produce a new beautiful work of art.
That's all for now, but I have a feeling tomorrow's post may be interesting because it seems as though my people are plotting something.....
