Paradise....

I'm completely healed and feeling grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat! brrrrrrrrrrrreow!

The other day I played with a ponytail holder for about 45min straight....it was exhilarating. Then, the spirit that lives in the crack of the couch started calling to me and I was trying so hard to get him, but he escaped my grasp yet again. I will catch him, if it is the last thing I do!  Other than that I have just been running arounf like a chicken with my head cut off. Typical.

My people opened the windows to the outside world the other day, and I sat there letting the cool breeze blow through my whiskers...just heavenly. Loving life....

It's Been a While

A lot of time has elapsed since my last post, but I am feeling better with each day! I spent the past week in recovery and napping with my boyfriend Tomás. He loves to snuggle, boy, do I love him!

Anyway, I'm pretty much back to my old self and cannot wait to begin working on ideas for my artwork again. Before I went to that awful place, I was in a groove making what could potentially be my best work yet. It entitled it, a self-propelling weapon of excrement. It has since been destroyed, but below is photo documentation of my pride and joy.

Well, I am going to go brainstorm new ideas for my next piece of artwork, oh, and cuddle with my boyfriend.

What is my life?

The cut on my belly keeps itching and i can't stop licking it! my people took me to that awful place because they said it looks like it is "infected." When we returned to the apartment they put this awful plastic cone around my neck.

I AM MISERABLE. I can't do anything! Today, I got stuck in the corner between the couch and the table...I couldn't get out. Later, Christa and Caitlin cleaned my belly with this stuff in a brown bottle...it felt awesome. I just lay there purring and purring...hopefully they clean it again.

End of My Defiance

I started using my litter box again (only because they lost the shredded newspaper and bought me some paper pellets, better litter simulation). Nothing really exciting has been happening around here lately, Cosi and Joyce are gone, I wonder when they will come back? Will they come back?! What if they are so mad at me for my accidents that they don't come back?!?! Ooooooooh toy mouse! squeak...squeak squeak. What was I talking about? Oh it probably wasn't that important anyway...

Four Accidents and Counting

I have been home for a day and have successfully annoyed my people. I made four total accidents on the carpet and plan on continuing this until I'm satisfied. The best part is that they don't feel like they can really punish me because my belly and toes still hurt. Ah, how sweet it is! Well I am pretty tired after my stressful visit to that awful place, so its nap time!

Revenge Will Be, Oh, So Sweet

I knew my people were up to something...

This morning I was forced to go to the awful place where ladies in white coats poke and jab me (it is not the first time I have been there, and  I HATE IT!). Today was even worse because one lady stuck this cold plastic/metal thing in me until it beeped, talk about uncomfortable! After that some lady took me away from Christa and that's the last thing I remember until this afternoon when I woke up with stitches in my belly and sore toes!

My people will pay for this...